Tracking the bizarre things people suddenly search for on Google.

Weird Search Terms that Put Everyone But You On Page One

This is actually a post to advertise a new page that I’ve developed called “Weird Search Terms that Put Everyone But You On Page One.” Basically, I’m tracking what you all search on Google that ends you up at this blog. It turns out it’s a pretty interesting list of search terms. It’s all part [...]

Quisp Cereal: Even Aliens are Making America Fat–April 24–3:40 PM

This is what this blog is all about. Suddenly, some obscure item shows up in Google Hot Trends for no apparent reason and I’m left trying to figure out why. In a day filled with odd search items, I’m going with Quisp Cereal.

Don’t recognize this stuff? You shouldn’t. It’s been missing since 1974. You can [...]

Fun with the Environment: Earth Day Games –April 22–1:45 PM

April 22 is Earth Day. I suppose I should have noticed based on the excessive use of the color green all around me. I’d guess Earth Day is second only the St. Patrick’s Day in “Holiday Featuring A Gratuitous Use of A Non-Primary Color.” Arbor Day ranks 3rd. Halloween is a tough competitor as well, [...]

Twangs and Slide Guitars–It’s Country Music Awards Time–April 13–11:24 PM

Now you probably didn’t know this, but the Country Music Awards were held tonight in Nashville (of course, Nashville; Boston, Mass. and Pierre, SD were both booked). Now, now, don’t panic. It’s not the CMAs. I know, that scared me too. The Country Music Awards are actually in November. Oh, so it’s the Academy of [...]

Seinfeld Pulls An Explorer in His 1967 Fiat BTM–April 3–10:55 AM

Wow. Interesting why there’s so much interest in a few cars this morning. Of course, no one cares about these cars, particularly anything made by Fiat, except for the fact that they almost became known as the car that killed Jerry Seinfeld.
According the AP, “Seinfeld was driving alone when the brakes on his 1967 [...]

Everyone But You Miraculously Makes Google Hot Trends!–April 1–9:17 AM

For my regular readers, you know that I spend a lot of time commenting on all of the ridiculous terms that people suddenly start searching for in Google. If you don’t know that yet, then I don’t know why I went through all the trouble coming up with the catchy tagline for this blog: “Tracking [...]

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